Natalie / Nineteen / New York / Geek / Nobody / Look at my dash, isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my Tumblr is complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m a girl, a girl who reblogs, everything. Look at this post, gayness untold. How many gifsets can one blogger post? Looking around here you think, Sure, she blogs everything! I’ve got heroes, and villians a-plenty. I’ve got hunters and doctors galore. You want gay subtexts? I’ve got twenty! But who cares, No big deal, I’ll post more! AVENGERS ASSEMBLED

eduardosuaverin:

REAL LIFE OTPS: Joshua Jackson & Diane Kruger

“There are so many beautiful things in life, and since I met Josh it is the first time that I have preferred my life to my work. I am happiest just hanging with him and I feel like anything is possible because he’s there. That gives you great calm. I know if everything fails I still have him, so it’s all OK.”

temperanceseeley:

jeremy-ruiner:

daughtershade:

gingerpuff:

boingboingwhoosh:

brocreate:

“Steve, do you have any idea how much money I make?”
I flush, of course not. “Why should I? I don’t need to know the bottom line of your bank account, Tony.”
His eyes soften. “I know. That’s one of the things I love about you.”
I gaze at him, shocked. Love about me?
“Steve, I earn roughly one hundred thousand dollars an hour.”

AN EROTIC LOVE STORY 

WRITTEN BY JUSTIN HAMMER

No, but, WRITTEN BY JUSTIN HAMMER!

Well he had to do something while he was in prison.  And he totally had a boner for Tony so why not?  RPF FTW!

Ok but like. I would actually read this tho.

how exactly does one get this written within 3 days and printed off and covered with the original “book” cover so i can troll my mother?

the avengers | zombie apocalypse au

Six strangers, each with their own skill set and skeletons in their respective closets, are brought together by chance when the dead rise from their graves and the world goes to hell in a handbasket.

i think i have a thing for short guys with glasses.  

i seriously think THAT is my type. 

Like there is this guy who knows my family since he was little and he always says hes gonna marry me and i wont even have to change my last name (cause its the same) and i kinda don’t mind it LOL he’s like a little bit taller than me and he’s about 28 and he wears glasses. 

Then there’s this guy i’ve had the biggest crush on for like two  years and he’s like 26 and hes a couple inches taller than me and he drives past my house every day and i say hello from time to time and yet still havent made my move but i will cause its been going on for too long i mean i even wrote a poem about liking him and i fucking hate poems but it just came to me and he has glasses too.

Lastly, there’s this guy I just met and i mean WOW, hes just not the guy I would never imagine i’d be with but hes 18 and so fucking cute: he’s got a zillion tattoos, lip piercings, he’s hilarious and he’s got a sad backstory and im pretty sure he’s into me he sent me a winky face goddammit and he’s like my height and wears glasses!

WTH. I GUESS I HAVE A TYPE NAOW. 

ALSO they all have the same hair too, short to the scalp, dark color. le sigh.

methlabrador:

my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet 

nicoosuxx:

HOLD ON TANIQUA WE GOIN’ DOWN

thegestianpoet:

mishacocklins:

It might not be zombies or Famine it could be…………. CROATOAN 

brain-food:

MEN… WE DINE!!

FUN FACT 

sexdrugsandpokemon:

agayofgays:

genuinelycornflakes:

angrybagel:

the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin

u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce

because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security

how much do you think that’d go for on ebay

im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

catchairintherye:

Settle Down | Kimbra

theamazingpeterparker:

eowyning:

timelordy-teganbreann:

whatandwhat-not:

Here’s the click and drag game that I know all of tumblr has been waiting for

Oh god yes

yes good

lmao omg